If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy with "No1" printed on the

with "No1" printed on the bowl

Green brushstroke text reads "CHINATOWN" with smaller white capitals reading "SAN FRANCISCO" at the bottom

Calling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag

Distressed cursive script in muted gold reads "Chez Quis" centered within the frame

flanked by decorative white stars on both sides

If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy with "No1" printed on theGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.