Running Man - Captain Freedom's Workout - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_hamilton A cartoon illustration of John

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Coach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep

Inspired by Predator

Punctuation is the only thing standing between a pleasant dinner invitation and a felony confession

followed by red text reading "100% GUARANTEED BREAKFAST

Running Man - Captain Freedom's Workout - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_hamilton A cartoon illustration of JohnCaptain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history. Snapping necks and cashing checks just naturally leads to motivational slogans on a VHS box set. Inspired by The Running Man. The Details: Blue halftone illustration of Captain Freedom in a muscular flexing pose, flanked by red and blue stars, with white outlined block text reading "CAPTAIN FREEDOM'S" and "NO PAIN" above "NO