Sharks Will Kill You - Unisex Hoodie boats hand-brushed white ichthys fish symbol

hand-brushed white ichthys fish symbol sits beneath the text as a decorative flourish

flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars

Amity Island's swim team has a suspiciously high turnover rate and a coach who insists the buddy system is non-negotiable

Arched cream text reads "TARKER'S MILLS" above larger cream text reading "WEREWOLF

A weathered white vintage illustration below depicts Santa Claus pointing directly at the viewer

Sharks Will Kill You - Unisex Hoodie boats hand-brushed white ichthys fish symbolSharks heard that whole "what doesn't kill you" thing and decided to close the loophole. Three hundred teeth and zero interest in your personal growth is nature's most reliable counterargument. The Details: Distressed white text reads "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." followed by bold text reading "Except Sharks." across the top. A gray and white cartoon style great white shark faces left with its mouth open, exposing red interior and sharp